One, Two, Three, Four...

Posted on Thu May 4, 2017 @ 9:04pm by Captain Madelina Weisz & Commodore Michael Aravan

Mission: Avatar
Location: XO's Office
Timeline: MD 10 || 1400 Hours

The Executive Officer's office was quiet for once; the Senior Staff reports had came in hours earlier, no one was beating her door chime with requests to transfer departments or complain about their department heads and for once, all seemed to be going well.

Maddy sat behind her desk with a cup of tea in her hand. For once, she felt relaxed, and was enjoying the calm, but she was a realistic woman. One a ship the size of the Triumphant it wouldn't last long. Someone always needed something, and given the Chain of Command, she was the one they'd come to, then she'd bring it before the Captain. Speaking of... she hadn't heard anything from him, which meant things were running smooth, and that pleased her.

Five minutes later, the door chimed to announce someone was outside waiting for her to answer.

And just like that, it was over. "Come in!" Maddy called as she rose to her feet to bring the cup over to the recycler.

The chime rang again and this time, it started to chime to a beat without lyrics as if some joker were playing with on the other side of the door.

"Hell no!" she snapped, moving to the door to open it. The last thing she wanted to deal with was some obnoxious asshole who wanted to play pranks. And the very first thing she thought... "Michael, if you don't stop, I'm going to hang my foot so far up your..."

The corridor was full of personnel dancing up and down the length of it as the music increased. That wasn't the odd thing, though it was very odd. The truly odd thing is that everyone was completely naked and blue, red and green lights flashed over the bodies to the beat.

Maddy blinked a few times. This wasn't what she expected to see when she opened her door, but what was funny... the crew of the ship knew better than to do anything like that. Especially in front of her office. "Computer," she all but snarled. "End program."

"Hey! The Sex-Oh, Ex-Oh!" is here a Bolian male called out as he danced. The beat changed and people started to form a conga line. "Lead us, oh sexy redheaded leader!"

Maddy arched a brow. "Computer! End program!" she snapped as she moved through the mass of naked people. The anger she felt was near its boiling point, and it was just a matter of time before she blew up.

"I can't do that, Dave," the computer responded in a different voice than was normally heard.

Now personnel were crowding around her and trying to help her out of her uniform and they felt surprisingly solid and real as their hands moved over her body.

"Don't. Touch. Me!" the Executive Officer shouted, swinging on the individuals that were trying to undress her. Sadly, Maddy couldn't deal with the computer presently given that there were people putting their hands on her. Heads were going to roll for this... lots of them.

As she swung, her fists went through the person she was aiming at, but the hands on her still felt real. One grabbed her butt was another set tried to get her top off, but with all the bodies, it seemed like they couldn't work in concert. "Conga! Conga! Conga!" they all started to chant.

Maddy blinked when her hands went through the bodies. This was definitely the work of the computer, but it wasn't responding to her. What the hell was going on here? She narrowed her eyes and shoved her way through the people until she came out the other end where she muttered a curse. "Computer... end program!"

As suddenly as that, she found herself backed into a corner of her own office, the door closed and no naked people around her and no music playing. There were PADDs knocked off of her desk, a overturned chair and a plant that seemed to be stuck to the back of her uniform pants.

"What the hell?" Maddy asked, pulling the plant from her pants and setting it aside. She was about to make her way out of her office when the Chief of Tactical's voice came through.

=/\="Cusack to Commander Weisz. My computer's down - the whole thing. Is it just me or are any of the other computers on the ship playing up?"=/\=

=^=I'm currently dealing with something similar, Lieutenant. Stand by.=^= Maddy ordered. Something wasn't right here, and she needed to find out what.

A short time later, the Captain's voice came over Alex's combadge. =^=All senior staff report to the ready room. Aravan out.=^=